Tyhmät hatut

Tuo läntisen maailman moraalinen sylkykuppi eli katolinen kirkko on ollut taas kiireinen.

”Espanjan tuomioistuin on hylännyt syytteet tapauksessa, jossa katolisen kirkon pappeja syytettiin kuoropojan seksuaalisesta hyväksikäytöstä. Tapaukseen on puuttunut myös katolisen kirkon paavi, kertoo AFP”[1]- HS

Mukana yhdeksän pappia ja kaksi kirkon muuta työntekijää. Syytteet ”vanhentuneita”. Miten tämä voi olla edes mahdollista vielä nykyaikana?

Tämänlaisia asioita on helpoin käsitellä huumorin kautta. Siksi alla Tim Minchinin kappale Pope Song. Kannattaa keskittyä sanoitukseen, sillä niissä on sanomaa.

Sanoitus:
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker

Fuck the motherfucker, he's a fucking motherfucker

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker

Fuck the motherfucker, he's a total motherfucker

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker

Fuck the motherfucker, fucking fuck the motherfucker

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucking pope

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker

Fuck the motherfucker, he's a fucking motherfucker

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker

Fuck the motherfucker, he's a total motherfucker

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker

Fuck the motherfucker, fucking fuck the motherfucker

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucking pope

Fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker

If you think that motherfucker is sacred

If you cover for another motherfucker who's a kiddie fucker

Fuck you, you're no better than the motherfucking rapist

And if you don't like this swearing this motherfucker forced from me

And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity

Then fuck you motherfucker, this is language one employs

When one is a little bit cross about fuckers fucking boys

And I don't give a fuck if calling the pope a motherfucker

Means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate

This has naught to do with other fucking godly motherfuckers

I'm not interested right now in theological debate

There are other fucking songs, and there are other fucking ways

I'll be a religious apologist on other fucking days

But the fact remains, if you protect a single kiddie fucker

Then pope or prince or plumber you're a fucking motherfucker

And I don't give a fuck what any other motherfucker

Believes about Jesus and his motherfucking mother

I've no problem with the spiritual beliefs of other fuckers

While those beliefs don't impact on the happiness of others

But if you build your church on claims of moral authority

And with threats of hell impose it on others in society

Then you, you motherfucker, can expect some fucking wrath

When it turns out you've been fucking us in our motherfucking asses

Our motherfucking asses...

So fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker

If you're still a motherfucking papist

If he covered for a single motherfucker who's a kiddie fucker

Fuck him, he's as evil as the motherfucking rapist

And if you look into your motherfucking heart and tell me true

If this motherfucking stupid fucking song offended you

With its filthy fucking language and its fucking disrespect

If it made you feel angry go ahead and write a letter

But if you find this song more offensive than the possibility

The pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddly

Then listen to me, motherfucker, this here is a fact

You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking

Power-hungry, self-aggrandised bigot in the stupid fucking hat

Tutkija kellarista

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[1] http://www.hs.fi/ulkomaat/a1424068208405